Ladys and Gentlemen of 1320...

**KINGTOM** · 02-05-2010, 06:04 PM

For those of you who are not apart of my facebook followings, I have a major announcement to make. For those who have stood with me and for those who have nearly stood behind me... I would like everyone one of my brothers and sisters to know, I now welcome all, We are all created the same way and we should all learn from my mistakes and start treating everyone with sole respect.. Now please, my brothers and sisters, do not judge me, as I cannot change the past, but i can change my future.. OUR future my fellow brothers and sisters.. Our future.......

I would like everyone to know, a few things have recently changed in my life. I was visited by a animal sent from a higher place above.. And in this visit there was a goat.. The goat told me, Tomy, Tomy you should NOT look down upon NO man!. Tomy you have bin chosen, And i looked at the goat.. And said, Goat.. What have i bin chosen for?... The goat simple reply'd, Tomy, You have bin chosen to wear the cloth and do the heavens handy work in the Northern Area of California... I looked at this goat, and i excepted his callings with no regret...

Brothers and Sisters.. I have now decided to pursue with this, this, this gift, This calling, this duty.. People of Norcal I am now a man of the cloth... I will no longer hold the name and tittle as King Tom, as i have truly seen refuge in my new sound destiny, Ladys in Gentlemen I have bin chosen to do the work of our father.. I will not let anyone down in my work, I have bin gifted to help the needy in this great time of grief.. If there is anything bothering you, my brothers and sisters, Understand you can send me a PM confession any time you feel the need to be embraced with my fellow acts and followings..

Sincerely..
Reverend

Tom Dowrong.

jneal408 · 02-05-2010, 06:09 PM

Reverend Tom,

Hope all goes well for you in your new life. Im glad the modesto goat has found you. congrats on the new life!!

**KINGTOM** · 02-05-2010, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jneal408

Reverend Tom,

Hope all goes well for you in your new life. Im glad the modesto goat has found you. congrats on the new life!!

Yes Brother John.. The goat has found me "new life".. A new life that is greatly appreciated, sincerely do to its work ethnics in the human constructional development field...

**Nitromthn** · 02-05-2010, 06:32 PM

this post should come with a roll of toilet paper.. that way i can wipe the asshole clean from all the shit coming out of it.. more drama!!!! how about a name change to KingDrama..

**1bad67** · 02-05-2010, 06:35 PM

Just way too many fast cars hittin the streets in 2010.

**bigron62** · 02-05-2010, 07:08 PM

i need a hug

**1slowlx** · 02-05-2010, 07:48 PM

LOL KINGTOM

What about us jewish people? Can't you be a Rabbi?

**Devilbrad** · 02-05-2010, 07:58 PM

The goat should teach you how to spell in your sermons! Tomy=Tommy, bin=been.

**allblknblue** · 02-05-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Devilbrad

The goat should teach you how to spell in your sermons! Tomy=Tommy, bin=been.

ladys = ladies

**BIG E** · 02-05-2010, 08:23 PM

Was the goats head stuck in a fence?

**78trojans** · 02-05-2010, 08:52 PM

sure it want a rams thorn caught in the thicket???

**Jawsgear** · 02-05-2010, 09:11 PM

Technically I dont think the goats head was stuck in the fence as much as it was tied with a rope.

**mikey from bc** · 02-05-2010, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jawsgear

Technically I dont think the goats head was stuck in the fence as much as it was tied with a rope.

could have been the horns got caught as well LOL easy pickens then

LOL

**fat rabbit** · 02-05-2010, 11:35 PM

and i thought what?...please ....do not blaspheme ya fucking philistine..

the goat was a minion of the great satan, NHRA, who giveth rulings on money spent for safety bullshit..be not fooled thomas, by its guile..it would have you race for a 1/4 mile when your heart sez 1/8 mile is the true measure of quickness..search your heart tom, you know this to be true..

let the spirit of the most high comfort you in your time of quandry..go now, and preach the true words of life..1/8 mile, instant green, daytime, with wagering and fun for all..destroy the great satan NHRA, and cast him down to the pit of 12th imam dirt worshippers..

your fellow ,

father fat rabbit..

**BIG MIKE** · 02-06-2010, 12:37 AM